Tuesday, August 14, 2018
Tuesday, December 12, 2017
Thursday, September 14, 2017
DANGER: DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK! TO FIND OUT WHY CLICK ON THE LINK!
Imagine smashing Apple into applesauce, junking Android and sending Galaxy into a crushing Black Hole of the obsolete.
Say hello to the world’s first telepathic smart phone!
Say hello to my little friend, Teleeclectic!
Teleeclectic, say hello to the humans!
If you didn’t hear hello, chances are you are a zombie!
It is mandatory the user has a brain that is free from
gluten and harmful drugs like LSD.
The reasons will be explained in the user’s handbook or go
to our website
Are you tired of dragging your knuckles around, little
monkeys?
Want to evolve to the next stage of human development?
Do I have to own a telepathic phone to read your mind say
yes?
Get ready to zune, I mean zoom, into your wonderful future
of unlimited potential!!!
Call now with your brain!
A.I operators are
standing by to take your personal information!
The first 100 hundred callers will receive free brain enhancements
performed at a Mexican clinic of qualified surgeons that used to be illegal
dreamers in the USA.
Ask for Pepe!
Wednesday, September 13, 2017
You just had to click didn't you?
Imagine smashing Apple into applesauce, junking Android and sending Galaxy into a crushing Black Hole of the obsolete.
Say hello to the world’s first telepathic smart phone!
Say hello to my little friend, Teleeclectic!
Teleeclectic, say hello to the humans!
If you didn’t hear hello, chances are you are a zombie!
It is mandatory the user has a brain that is free from
gluten and harmful drugs like LSD.
The reasons will be explained in the user’s handbook or go
to our website
Are you tired of dragging your knuckles around, little
monkeys?
Want to evolve to the next stage of human development?
Do I have to own a telepathic phone to read your mind say
yes?
Get ready to zune, I mean zoom, into your wonderful future
of unlimited potential!!!
Call now with your brain!
A.I operators are
standing by to take your personal information!
The first 100 hundred callers will receive free brain enhancements
performed at a Mexican clinic of qualified surgeons that used to be illegal
dreamers in the USA.
Ask for Pepe!
Tuesday, August 9, 2016
Pepsi was suddenly caught with its foot in its mouth while having its tongue in cheek.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)