Thursday, September 14, 2017

DANGER: DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK! TO FIND OUT WHY CLICK ON THE LINK!




Imagine smashing Apple into applesauce, junking Android and sending Galaxy into a crushing Black Hole of the obsolete.

Say hello to the world’s first telepathic smart phone!

Say hello to my little friend, Teleeclectic!

Teleeclectic, say hello to the humans!

If you didn’t hear hello, chances are you are a zombie!

It is mandatory the user has a brain that is free from gluten and harmful drugs like LSD.

The reasons will be explained in the user’s handbook or go to our website


Are you tired of dragging your knuckles around, little monkeys?

Want to evolve to the next stage of human development?

Do I have to own a telepathic phone to read your mind say yes?

Get ready to zune, I mean zoom, into your wonderful future of unlimited potential!!! 

Call now with your brain!

 A.I operators are standing by to take your personal information!

The first 100 hundred callers will receive free brain enhancements performed at a Mexican clinic of qualified surgeons that used to be illegal dreamers in the USA.

Ask for Pepe!  


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